Monday, December 04, 2006

REVIVE BLOG!! THIS IS ALSO A CRY OUT FROM ESTHER

To prevent this blog from getting any DEADER , i shall make the first move by blogging again thus, HOPEFULLY, reviving this blog from its quiet grave :)

Since we always start our church lessons by rating our days, i shall do so as well :

Within a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being sucky and 10 being WONDERFUL and 5 being so-so, AS EXPECTED, i would rate my day a -5!
Yes, the minus sign is suppose to be there.. i shall now start elaborating on why this day only deserves a high score of -5 ...

I shall list the 5 contributing factors to my utter unhappiness, from the least to most important factor.

#5 The dumb and obvious fact that i am alone at home again, maybe this isnt that bad cause i get to do what i want but it sucks that i have the HUGE responsibility of looking after the house. The job description includes: making sure no fire breaks out and thieves or stray cats breaking an entry. For me thieves = NO PROBLEM.. like as if i dun know self-defence against guys or the number for 999 -.-
For cats, i'll just start barking like a dog or i might just open a can of sardines and lure it outta my house :D (getting sick of sardines for meals anyway).. But if there's a fire, i'll probably scream, grab the important stuff (cpu and monitor.. duh ALL my songs are inside) and run and let the house burn till theres nothing left.. im scared of fires since one small one broke out last year in lighting wire thingy and we smartly used water instead of a fire extinguisher to put out the fire -> in turn, the water shocked the wires or something even more causing a blackout for dunno how long ... plus i hate fires cause i have personally witness the people in the SIMS game die in a fire while cooking [sprinklers didnt go off]

To summarise: this stinks (judgin by the length of the above essay, i shall keep the rest short and sweet)

#4 No bloody X Box or PlayStation to play.. entertainment and childhood mei2 hao3 memories = a big fat O

#3 I had a sucky char siew fan lunch.. cause the nicer stall didnt open and i didnt have enough money dine at sakae sushi so unfortunately, the suckier stall earned more today

#2 No nice TV shows, and you cannot count LOTR, cause even tho it rocks.. i've alr watched it a billion times, even the extended version (which is obviously rocks more)

*drum roll*
*rolls*

#1 I have no other nice food at home other than ice cream, which sucks cause i am laying off ice cream at the moment.. its not dieting but i'm trying to eat healthier stuff ... so this Stinks with a capital bolded S .. everyone knows i cannot live without nice food, which made me regret even more about not being rich enough to afford sushi today

ALL IN ALL, each factor = -1 point
-1 x 5= -5
= SUCKS
= SAVE ME

debra, now u cannot blame me from also being so negative about my days (literally)
anyway i just had an idea how not to make this blog dead, i shall write a name at the end of the blog and that person has to blog about something within the week and then he/she can appoint someone else later on -> thus, the baton is passed on and on

BUT of course, if you just feel like blogging for no reason like me, JDI (it means just do it for the noobs out there who dunno)

ERNIE YOO HOO, you now have the honour of writing the next post cause we all know u are slacking now .. yeah this can be counted as sabo-ing u :D

- Esther

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